January 2012
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
oh my god FHDKJSAHF LOL
When you're walking alone and car slows down next...
lolsofunny:
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
nicoosuxx:
I like you.
When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
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December 2011
"Ew you like him?"
I fucking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn’t the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn’t have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fuck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.
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Trust Issues
In the end, its better to not trust anyone. No matter who they are or what they say. No one can be there for you 24/7, its just impossible. People have their own lives and problems to deal with too. So toughen up and learn how to handle things on your own. Besides, the more faith you put in people, the more opportunity there is to be let down.
My heart says yes. My mind says no. I look at both...
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At work, talking about making wontons..
Me: Jenny, you suck. You're going too slow..
Jenny: Its not my fault you're going too fast.
Me: I think I'm the best one here at this.
Jenny: Have you ever done it with Gem? She's pretty good.
Me: No, I haven't done it with her.
Jenny: Well you should try, she's actually really good at it.
Me:
Jenny:
Me:
Jenny:
Me:
Jenny:
Me: STARTS DYING.
Jenny: Whut.
Me: DID YOU JUST HEAR OUR CONVERSATION?!
Ah, life is so much funner with my dirty mind ;)
That awkward moment when someone is getting... →
theannoyingskwid:
That awkward moment when you hold the door for...
Story of my socially awkward life.
I lost respect for so many people in 2011.
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