March 2012
I'm not going to lie, I wish I could have done...
some bitch: i hate you
me: i'll dj at your funeral
fatggot:
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
“Being tender and open is beautiful. As a woman, I feel continually shhh’ed. Too...”
– Zooey Deschanel
Talking on the phone > Texting
I hate arguing with Asian parents,
it’s either you’re wrong, or you’re wrong.
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nightmare
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I keep having this reoccurring nightmare, and I began to realize that most of my nightmares have a common theme. There is a person I trust, I share a ‘happy period’ with that person, then there is a clicking sound that is common in every single one of these nightmares - the people may be different, the situation may be different, but there is always that exact sound. I...
imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
rwsdfgasohdasas oh my gash.
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Letter to the last person I pinky promised.
Dear little brother,
You better take that secret with you to the grave, or i’ll be the one to send you to your grave c: Yay.
me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older